a little voice inside my head said "don't look back"

TO BE LIKE ME:

1. don't fall asleep until 7am because you're listening to "boys of summer" over and over again
2. wake up around 1pm but rewind the don henley tape about a thousand times and fall asleep. repeat process until 4pm.
3. roll your nasty self out of bed.
4. contemplate brushing your teeth but make pb&j instead.
5. actually, make your mom make that sammich instead.
6. bullshit something for your online class that you're taking because you did drugs and kind of forgot that class was necessary.
7. pretend you're good at guitar when you're really not and record shitty songs.
8. realize you're full of shit and then mope around to don henley some MORE.
9. post snippets of your parents argument on your myspace. realize no one else finds it as funny as you and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.
10. have dinner. or not. usually i pick the latter but there was pizza.
11. have a cookie or something. bitch about how there's no IBC in the fridge.
12. have a headache from staring at random peoples' flickr accounts.
13. take a shower
14. mope to don henley.
15. lather, rinse, and repeat
16. oh and then you brush your teeth because you realize you forgot that
17. sometimes you cry in the bathroom and smoke out the window while taking too much tylenol pm and then you try whiskey but it tastes like shit and you'd rather curl up on the floor with a stuffed bunny. this is when you play the smiths and some sad early regina spektor.

you're probably holding hands with some skinny pretty girl

jew lie forth




um look at their faces




yes this is the only candid picture of him that exists







woman






he's a moody lad








i did that makeup and i was sober


evil fairy queen of gnomeland or some shit



we played dress up for probably 2 hours



anyway. i'm still making up the english credit i didn't get because i was too high to show up to english or sometimes i just left. don't do drugs, kids! shit, seriously, don't. anyway uh i don't have anything left to say because i'm tired and it's almost 5am and i should sleep or something.